2007 年 12 月 31 日
退休的木匠

一個年紀大的木匠就要退休了,他告訴他的老闆:他想要離開建築業,然後和妻子及家人享受一下輕鬆自在的生活。雖然他也會惦記這段時間裏,還算不錯的薪水,不過他還是覺得需要退休了。生活上沒有這筆錢,也是過得去的。

老闆實在是有點不捨這樣好的木匠離去,所以希望他能在離開前,再蓋一棟具有個人風味的房子來。木匠然答應了,不過可以發現這一次他並沒有很用心的在蓋屋子。
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2007 年 12 月 26 日
別為了愛情傷了自己

女人總是為了自己喜歡的男人,去做他所喜歡的事。如果,有一天她的男人隨意的說了一句喜歡女人留長髮 ,這些傻女人,就會把自己的頭髮當做寶貝。每三天上一次美髮院洗頭、每週做一次彩色護染、每個月再來一次美髮總護理,只為了換來對方一句,妳的頭髮好香、好柔軟。

如果有一天,他去外頭的餐館吃飯,回來不經意的提起某家店的紅燒魚很好吃,這些傻女人,就會跑去媽媽廚房班,繳了報名費,努力學了幾個月,就為了煮一頓豐盛的菜餚,好去填飽他的胃,然後聽著他的打嗝聲,滿足的露出小女人的微笑。
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2007 年 12 月 19 日
快樂不是擁有很多而是計較很少

世界知名的「玫琳凱化妝品公司」創辦人玫琳凱女士,曾說過一個故事:多年前,她開著一輛老舊汽車,到福特汽車的展示中心去,因她手頭上有錢,想買一部黑白相間的新轎車。進了福特展示中心,業務員看她開著老舊的車子,斷定她買不起新車,所以就不把她當一回事。
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2007 年 12 月 12 日
被人剽竊的演講稿

一個年輕人立志做一名牧師。

在美國,要做牧師就要通過牧師考試,其中有一項就是公開演講。
這個年輕人提前半個月就來到的考試的地方,租了一間旅館的房間住下來準備演講稿。
演講稿寫好了以後,他每天都在房間裡大聲地朗讀,一直到可以倒背如流。
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還有一個人就輪到他了,這時他驚訝地發現:台上的考生的演講內容與他一模一樣!他仔細一看,
才發現這個人就住在他的隔壁房間。
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2007 年 12 月 08 日
愛迪生不是一個人

如果沒有愛迪生,我們的物質生活,也會萬古如長夜吧。最近我看了一本《解剖發明家─愛迪生傳》,對愛迪生有了不一樣的看法。出生於1847年的愛迪生,從小就很愛問「為什麼?」然而,可能因為他的腦袋構造和別人不太一樣,自小被視為低能兒,一生只上過三個月小學,還好他的母親是一位教師,耐心的教導他,才使他變成「發明大王」。
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2007 年 12 月 03 日
因為簡單 所以沒有負擔

品質不好的情人,才會將你的人生弄得一團混亂。

雖然她擁有一段穩定而熱烈的愛情,
但還是經常被誤認為在感情世界中落單,

很多人急著替她介紹對象。

「我已經有一位很要好的男朋友了。」她很自然地說。

「啊?那妳常常加班,他不會埋怨喔!」

「妳常跟我們出去玩,他不會生氣喔!」

「妳和他的感情,該不會很冷淡吧!」

親友們對這件事情的回應,

同時指出了一個現代人對愛情的一個很大的盲點,

難道所謂的「熱戀」,就是要隨時表現出肝腸寸斷、忙得人仰馬翻、

或膩得如膠似漆呢?
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